It’s not ok

 

Oh he's at it again next door on his bloody organ. shut up!

He's not going to start singing is he, I can't stand it Phil!

You gotta tell him Phil tell him!

Come on mate give it a rest it's 4 in the morning!

I'm bloody going round there in a minute

 

It's four in the morning

And I'm bored out of my head

I'm all alone

In this great big empty bed

Right now life feels so so shit

It really does it really does it really does

And I have had too much of it

 

Well it's a new day

Time to start again

It's a new day

Cos it's not ok

It's not ok to feel this way

It's not ok

To feel this way

It's not ok

 

Something's gotta change something's gotta change

It can't go on like this

Shut up!

Something's gotta change something's gotta change

It can't go on like this

Will you be quiet!

 

It's five in the morning

And I'm having second thoughts

I look in the mirror

At myself in boxer shorts

Right now I look so unfit

He really does he really does he really does

I look like a sad old git

Hey is he talking about me!

 

Well it's a new day

Time to start again

It's a new day

And I don't want more

More of that lonely Monday feeling

Any more of that lonely Monday feeling

Where this is leading me

I don't know

I'm lonely

But I'm changing it

Right now

 

Cos it's not ok

It's not ok to feel this way

It's not ok

To feel this way

It's not ok

Well it's a new day

Time to start again

It's a new day

 

Well I think he's finally finished

Thank goodness for that

Well I'm awake now

Here you don't fancy a bit of

No

Oh all right then

Oh whose car alarm is that!

Morning

I might as well get up

 

Family Honour

 

Family Honour

You know what he's done

Where is he

 

For the sake of family honour

The sake of family honour

 

It was a case of late night smash and grab

He thought he'd fixed it with a jab

or two

But no he'd left it much too late

And now his bride-to-be's in such a state

 

She sits there crying so distraught

And all her family says

It's all your dirty ex fiance's fault

But there's still much worse to come

It seems he also gave it to her mum

 

If I ever get my hands on him

Says Dad

You bet I'll fill him in

Oh yes he's dead

They roam up and down

the old A21

Tooled up

And someone's got a gun

Price on his head

 

For the sake of family honour

The sake of family honour

For the sake of family honour

The sake of family honour

 

 

Afraid reaction may be rash

He makes a late night B road dash

From town

But he had nowhere to go

All he knew he couldn't get there slow

 

If I ever get my hands on him

Says Dad

You bet I'll fill him in

Oh yes he's dead

They roam up and down

the old A21

Tooled up

And someone's got a gun

Price on his head

 

For the sake of family honour

The sake of family honour

For the sake of family honour

For the sake of family honour

The sake of family honour

 

 

He's scared to go outside

He wants to run and hide

 

He's holed up in his van

Down by the coast

He knows that if they find him

He'll be toast

He didn't plan all this

But sometimes trouble starts

With just a kiss

 

When I finally track that cowsun down

I'll stick him 6ft underground

Oh yes he's dead

It's bad enough he's trashed my daughter's life

And then I find he's done the wife

And in our bed

 

Enough said

Let's find him

Listen son now don't you mess me around now

Where's your mate

I'm looking for him

So if you see him you let me know

You don't want me coming looking for you do you

I've got a little something personal for him

Something just from me for that boy

I'm coming for you

Don't have nightmares now eh

There he is

Quick get him

Hello Sunshine

I've been looking for you

Hold him down

Suck on this

Family Honour

That's what its all about

No one';s going to disrespect me like that

Not in a million years

No way

 

 

Heaven sent

 

I know you're flying now

I know you're miles away

I hope you're happy

With the ones you love

Today

 

Vision in blond

Vision in blonde

 

You're in cruise control and ready to go

 

Take my hand

Lead me home again

I've been gone too long

Shake me down

Feel my tears of pain

Hold me in your arms

Take me where you want to

All I know is that you're

 

Heaven sent

Heaven sent

Heaven sent you down to save me

It was meant

You're Heaven sent

Paradise is when you hold me

Elysian Fields

Now I'm healed

Pull me up

Through all the darkness

Promised Land

In your hand

Heaven sent

Take me away my

 

Vision in blonde

Vision in blond

 

Touch my soul

Shine your light on me

It's been night too long

Spread your wings

Let me ride with you

I've been lost too long

Take me where you want to

All I know is that you're

 

Heaven sent

Heaven sent

Heaven sent you down to save me

It was meant

You're Heaven sent

Paradise is when you hold me

Elysian Fields

Now I'm healed

Pull me up

Through all the darkness

Promised Land

In your hand

Heaven sent

Take me away

 

Take me by the hand and let me go with you

Why don't you save me

Take me by the hand and let me fly with you

Why don't you save me

Take me by the hand and let me be with you

Why don't you save me

Take me by the hand and let me lie with you

 

 

Vision in blond

Heaven sent

Heaven sent

You're my vision in blonde

Vision in blond

Vision in blond

 

Special offer

 

The Sale is on

Special Offer

Such a special offer that you can't say no

Anything that I can do for you

Today

If not today how bout tomorrow

If not today how bout tomorrow

 

He was just a kid

Working at the local store

She was a bored housewife

Looking round for something more

 

She's standing at the till

And their eyes meet for a while

The world stands still

It's giving her a rush

How this boy wants her so much

It's such a thrill

 

She thinks about him all that day

Drives around in disarray

She nearly crashes on the way

To pick the kids up

She starts to come up with a plan

To turn that boy into a man

She'd like to give a helping hand

And watch him grow up

 

Ooh Special Offer

She's going shopping

See something you fancy

If you are passing this way

 

She's parked her car

Waiting for that boy to leave

Now he's outside the store

Holding things he's got for free

 

Then he sees her car is there

Does she want a love affair

The world stands still

How is this gonna play

Cos he don't know what to say

Is this for real?

She swings the door open so wide

Asks him does he need a ride

She pats the seat right by her side

"You can climb in."

He sits beside her half afraid

Its all a big mistake he's made

But could it be he's getting laid

The bell is chimimg

 

And so the seed has been most sowed

He really gave the Mother load

He's going dancing down the road

He feels so grown up

And so they meet up once again

But soon it all comes to an end

She says she's seeing other men

His world is blown up

 

Oooh Special offer

She's going shopping

Does anybody want to buy some left overs

Going cheap

 

Best Band In the World

 

The best band in the world

Yeah we thought so

Best band in the world

You've never heard of

 

Played our guitars

In our mums' kitchens

And dreamed of places

We'd have hits in

 

For God's sake turn that racket down

 

We practice loudly in the Scout hall

How good we sound is rather doubtful

And though things didn't go how we planned it

Mostly it was all fine

Cos we knew these were the great times

Yeah

 

Best band in the world

You've never heard of

Best band in the world

Yeah we thought so

 

Listen mate I've had an idea

Oh do you have to have one

Let's call the band The Loveliness Fountains

Oh behave

Well it's a better band name than your one Beefy and The Hotpots

I don't know who the bigger idiot is

You or me

 

Some gigs we never got our money

Some gigs where everything was funny

And though things didn't go how we planned it

Mostly it was all fine

Cos we knew these were the great times

Yeah

 

Best band in the world

You've never heard of

Best band in the world

Yeah we thought so

Best band in the world

You've never heard of

Best band in the world

Yeah we thought so

 

And I loved knowing you were by my side

We'd sing our hearts out cos it felt so good to be alive

 

Johnny's got a new song

Martin's being stupid

Playing all the wrong notes

Just to make him laugh

Steve has got a fuzz box

Don't know how to use it

Paul is chasing women

Turns up late again

 

Best band in the world

we're coming for ya

You've never heard of

we're gonna rule the world

Best band in the world

we're coming for ya

Yeah we thought so

We're gonna rule the world

Best band in the world

You've never heard of

Best band in the world

Yeah we thought so

 

Not saying goodbye

See you later

My friend

Thank you so much

for all the good times

We shared

 

JEM

 

All my dreams are here

Still inside of me

All my world is here

As it used to be

Memories of long ago

Days when I was young

With my children round me

In love I still fly so high

I can touch the sky

In my dreams

 

All my world is here

At my fingertips

Photographs of days

Time cannot eclipse

Though age now ties me here

Memories set me free

Like a bird cross the ocean

In dreams I fly so high

I can touch the sky

In my dreams

I still fly high

In my dreams

I still fly high

In my dreams

My love

Still remains

Endless and still true

Wrapping around you

It's always there for you

It will see you through anything

My love

 

You’n’me

 

Let's go steal a car

Let's get miles away from here

Let's just go through the night

And both disappear

Leave the crowds far behind

Show the world it's just

You'n'me

 

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na n

You set me free

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

It's you'n'me

 

Now we've nowhere to go

And that's feeling so good

And we've nothing to be

But anything that we could

And my world seems to start

In my heart

Its just

You'n'me

 

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na n

You set me free

Na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

It's you'n'me

 

We got the top down and the sky is blue

There's no one telling us what we can do

Let's take it slow

Time is on our side

Let's take it slow

And enjoy the ride

Let's go

 

Fire that motor up

Hit the gas Jack

Heading on down that road

And we won't be back

Watching the world fly by

And we're singing

Life is just one big game

And now we're winning

 

Handbags at 3 o’clock

 

It really is lovely here isn't it dear

Yes

You know I feel the urge for a bit

a bit of a whistle

Oh he's at it again next door with that tuneless bloody whistle

Oi Roger Whittaker

Give it a bleeding rest

I'm afraid I don't much like your tone

I'll come over there in a minute and put that whistle when the sun don't shine mate

Well I'd like to see you try

Right

Roll up

Roll up

There's a fight about to start

Roll up

They've got their handbags out

You can get your popcorn here

Ther's been a shout I'll knock your teeth right down your throat

Oh yeah

But they'll probably end up hugging one another

 

Roll up

Roll up

There's a fight it's kicking off

Roll up

There might be fisticuffs

Put them up

Hark at Muhammed Ali

Get yourself a ringside seat

Maybe it will turn out to be

Nothing much to see

Or they might end up

Half killing one another

 

Now come on gentlemen I'm sure we can resolve this

Without resorting to violence

Why, do you want some?

No No I just think we should sit down over a cup of tea and talk

Well there's nothing to talk about

So get out of the way Vicar

I'm going to knock his bloody head off

Oh dear oh my

You absolute founder

I'm going to put one right on you

Well I warn you I'm pretty handy so watch out

 

Looks like someone's bottling it

Or maybe not

It's hard to tell

But both saved by the bell

They'll probably end up cuddling one another

They'll probably end up hugging one another

Ah bless

You know that chap next door

He's an all right fellow really

Next door

He's a lovely guy

He's like a brother to me

 

Heavenly Calling

Jon putting in a call to Martin

Up there in Heaven 😊